Size DOES matter

We women love to say that when it comes to men and their package, size does not matter. “It’s the motion in the ocean” (although I can’t believe you would call yourself an ocean, but that’s a different discussion), “You have to know how to use the tool” “It’s the flavor that counts” and whatever more, are many sayings men and women use when it comes to size and wether it matters or not. But let’s be honest, have you ever heard a woman say she is so happy with her man’s small equipment?

Truth be told, we can all agree that a massive rooster is no guarantee for victory in a cockfight. Indeed you have to know how to use the tools, or else the door will never be fixed, but you need the right tool for the right job. If a guy is boring in bed or just inexperienced, sex can be unpleasant for us, and then size really doesn’t matter. But if he is the right combination of handyman and good equipment he will surely rock your boat or quake your mountain.
A lot also depends on expectation. We all know the rumors. Black men are hung like a horse and Asians pulled out the shorter end when the good lord was handing out eggplants. We as women, although we don’t like to admit it, walk up to a guy with these stereotypes in mind. When you meet a 6.4 sturdy black man, you expect to be in for a bumpy ride. The whole way to his or your place or wherever the transaction is about to take place, you are sweating bullets, think of ways for it to be less painful and promise yourself to take it like a big girl and don’t cry. If you pull down his pants and find a 4.5” chicken frank, take it from me, you will have trouble hiding your disappointment.
On the other hand when you expect an Asian to have a baby carrot and you find a full grown cucumber in the basket, hiding the shock will be equally difficult.

It all depends on your experience as a woman too. If your rabbit hole is used to receiving polite small visitors a stomping giant will make you run home and never return. Unless of course the giant is big and friendly and eases you into the process. That is almost a guarantee for you to change your mind feom "small but strong" to “go big or go home”.  If you are used to a full grown tropical plantain I recon it will be difficult to get used to a smaller version, unless that farmer uses more than just a water hose to fertilize his crops. A good farmer uses his hands to feel if the soil is good and has a sharp tongue to sell his product to a potential buyer. But be carefull guys … don’t oversell your product before the cook has seen what you have to offer.

Also the women her size matters as much as a man’s. Some women have smaller space than others. Trying to cramp a big entertainment system into a hobbit sized home will cause trouble. But putting a 20” TV in a castle’s grand hall will make it look lost too. You might say that the entertainment system is too big or the TV too small, but if you switch them up you will see that they are a perfect fit in the right space.

With all this being said, I say that size does matter. Not necessarily that bigger is better, but that size does matter for everyone in a different way. You just have to find the perfect size shoe to make you the prince his Cinderella.