We women love to say that when it comes to men and their
package, size does not matter. “It’s the motion in the ocean” (although I can’t
believe you would call yourself an ocean, but that’s a different
discussion), “You have to know how to use the tool” “It’s the flavor that
counts” and whatever more, are many sayings men and women use when it comes to size and wether it matters or not. But let’s be honest, have you ever heard
a woman say she is so happy with her man’s small equipment?
Truth be told, we can all agree that a massive rooster is no
guarantee for victory in a cockfight. Indeed you have to know how to
use the tools, or else the door will never be fixed, but you need the right
tool for the right job. If a guy is boring in bed or just inexperienced, sex
can be unpleasant for us, and then size really doesn’t matter. But if he is the
right combination of handyman and good equipment he will surely rock your boat
or quake your mountain.
A lot also depends on expectation. We all know the rumors. Black men are hung like a horse and Asians pulled out the shorter end when the good lord was handing out eggplants. We as women, although we don’t like to admit it, walk up to a guy with these stereotypes in mind. When you meet a 6.4 sturdy black man, you expect to be in for a bumpy ride. The whole way to his or your place or wherever the transaction is about to take place, you are sweating bullets, think of ways for it to be less painful and promise yourself to take it like a big girl and don’t cry. If you pull down his pants and find a 4.5” chicken frank, take it from me, you will have trouble hiding your disappointment.
On the other hand when you expect an Asian to have a baby carrot and you find a full grown cucumber in the basket, hiding the shock will be equally difficult.
A lot also depends on expectation. We all know the rumors. Black men are hung like a horse and Asians pulled out the shorter end when the good lord was handing out eggplants. We as women, although we don’t like to admit it, walk up to a guy with these stereotypes in mind. When you meet a 6.4 sturdy black man, you expect to be in for a bumpy ride. The whole way to his or your place or wherever the transaction is about to take place, you are sweating bullets, think of ways for it to be less painful and promise yourself to take it like a big girl and don’t cry. If you pull down his pants and find a 4.5” chicken frank, take it from me, you will have trouble hiding your disappointment.
On the other hand when you expect an Asian to have a baby carrot and you find a full grown cucumber in the basket, hiding the shock will be equally difficult.
It all depends on your experience as a woman too. If your
rabbit hole is used to receiving polite small visitors a stomping giant will make you run
home and never return. Unless of course the giant is big and friendly and eases
you into the process. That is almost a guarantee for you to change your mind feom "small but strong" to
“go big or go home”. If you are used to
a full grown tropical plantain I recon it will be difficult to get used to a
smaller version, unless that farmer uses more than just a water hose to
fertilize his crops. A good farmer uses his hands to feel if the soil is good
and has a sharp tongue to sell his product to a potential buyer. But be
carefull guys … don’t oversell your product before the cook has seen what you
have to offer.
Also the women her size matters as much as a man’s. Some
women have smaller space than others. Trying to cramp a big entertainment system into a hobbit
sized home will cause trouble. But putting a 20” TV in a castle’s grand hall
will make it look lost too. You might say that the entertainment system is too big or the TV
too small, but if you switch them up you will see that they are a perfect fit
in the right space.
With all this being said, I say that size does matter. Not
necessarily that bigger is better, but that size does matter for everyone in a
different way. You just have to find the perfect size shoe to make you the
prince his Cinderella.
hahhahhahhaahaa woeiiiii you are so right girllll .... i cant stop πππππππ
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