Shared article by Brooke Sager

I seldom share articles on my blog, But this one just can't be withheld from the greater public.
I'm only sharing the intro here and leave the link at the bottom. Happy reading
Conny

30 Women on the Most Hilariously Bad Things Guys Have Said During Sex

By Brooke Sager

@HIHEELZbrooke

When the mood strikes, the lighting is set, your “downstairs” is groomed, and your mattress mate is someone you love (or at least love to see naked), sex can be quite the pleasurable experience (to say the very, very least).

But there are also those times when sex is... not so sexy. You know, like when your partner’s idea of “using his mouth” involves making mid-coitus cat noises. Saucy bedroom-speak is an art form -- and when his version of that involves bad puns or referring to your lady parts as a starchy vegetable, the only big “O” happening tonight will be you saying, “‘O’ my God, how quickly can an Uber get me out of here?”

Here, 30 women of all ages share horrific IRL sexytime buzzkills of the verbal nature that have left their nether regions still recoiling -- in some cases, decades later. 

https://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/nation/hilariously-bad-dirty-talk-examples-to-avoid-during-sex